1. dorkfeyrac:

    people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

    (via constellation-princess)

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  3. 4chan: We'll show those homestucks! Put gore on their tags!

    Homestuck: We already have that.

    4chan: Then weird porn!

    Homestuck: Got that too

    4chan: okay...well, what about we insult your ships, favorite characters, and author!

    Homestuck: We already do that to ourselves.

    4chan: We'll Take down your site! Go on your roleplaying sites and mess with you there!!

    Homestuck: Are you sure your not just part of the fandom? Your sounding exactly like one of us.

    Vor 2 Tagen  /  1.230 Anmerkungen  /  Quelle: who149

  4. mcdolands:

    Me: “dad am i adopted?”
    Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

    (via rabbitslurp)

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  5. photo

    photo

    photo

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  6. (via rabbitslurp)

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  7. drmrhayls:

    mintprincen:

    goddess-of-apples:

    snorlaxlovesme:

    rosereturns:

    things said in majority of movies:

    • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
    • "she’s not just some girl!"
    • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
    • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
    • "but I love him!!"

    -“You’re giving up your dream!”
      “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

    "I knew your father. He was a good man."

    *girl walks downstairs*

    Guy: Wow… you look… great.

    "This is my swamp"

    (via rabbitslurp)

    Vor 4 Tagen  /  393.104 Anmerkungen  /  Quelle: rosereturns

  8. photo

    Vor 4 Tagen  /  142.832 Anmerkungen  /  Quelle: penicillium-pusher

  9. (via mychemclromance)

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  10. baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

    baesitter:

    indianbiatch:

    she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

    yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

    (via batangulap)

    Vor 4 Tagen  /  238.700 Anmerkungen  /  Quelle: simpsonz

  11. youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

    I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

    (via constellation-princess)

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  12. Reblog if you’re a homestuck piece of trash.

    thisisreallystupidbluh:

    image Who me????????

    Couldn’t 8e.

    (via iamturntechgodhead)

    Vor 6 Tagen  /  20.235 Anmerkungen  /  Quelle: landofclocksandharmony

  13. algrenion:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

     

    (via queenofbloggers)

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