people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
4chan: We'll show those homestucks! Put gore on their tags!
Homestuck: We already have that.
4chan: Then weird porn!
Homestuck: Got that too
4chan: okay...well, what about we insult your ships, favorite characters, and author!
Homestuck: We already do that to ourselves.
4chan: We'll Take down your site! Go on your roleplaying sites and mess with you there!!
Homestuck: Are you sure your not just part of the fandom? Your sounding exactly like one of us.
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
"This is my swamp"
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP
I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal