1. microwaveburrito:

    Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em

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  3. donotingest:

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

Where there are humans, there are dick drawings. This is an undeniable fact.

    donotingest:

    theotherjax:

    hideakiohno:

    Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

    The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

    So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

    There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

    In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

    Where there are humans, there are dick drawings. This is an undeniable fact.

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  4. youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

    youscofield:

    anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

    I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

    Your caption killed me 

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  5. It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.
    – (via psych-facts)

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  6. perchu:

    imdasquib:

    perchu:

    im gonna get a cat what should i name it

    Moreos.

    good one. thats a good joke . very good. very clever and creative also Really good thank you !

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  7. pancaikes:

son get over here

    pancaikes:

    son get over here

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  9. adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

    adreianpayne:

    yes hello we are open good morning

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  10. muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

    muffpunch:

    todd-johnson:

    what even are cats

    Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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  11. sorelatable:

    When you realized that it’s somehow August already:

    image

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  12. Tarot Asks

    The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try

    The Magician: Something you're very good at

    The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew

    The Empress: A woman you really admire

    The Emperor: A man you really admire

    The Hierophant: Something you believe in

    The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy

    The Chariot: A prize or award you've won

    Strength: Something you struggle with

    The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone

    The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change

    Justice: A decision you wish you could do over

    The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you

    Death: Someone you really miss

    Temperance: Your ideal day

    The Devil: Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues

    The Tower: Something that changed your life

    The Star: Someone you consider perfect

    The Moon: Something you fear

    The Sun: Your happiest memory

    Judgement: Your favourite song(s)

    The World: Your dream job

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