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Levi Ackerman - A Choice with No Regrets PV

    Levi Ackerman - A Choice with No Regrets PV

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  2. nudityandnerdery:

    divawithanunspoiledagenda:

    plumbones:

    destiny919:

    greenhoused:

    which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

    tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

    It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

    WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

    Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

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  3. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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  4. giveamanagame:

    captainjamestklrk:

    MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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    SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

    your bird is an asshole

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  5. shiftingwolf:

    i-mahu:

    miituna-sandwiich:

    marauderettemarsnerd:

    pocketpadfoot:

    Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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    What

    There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

    IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL

    (via achievement--ragequit)

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  6. misha-smiles:

    captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

    e-zekiel:

    consulting-time-captain:

    aro-rusco:

    santajackharkness:

    theladythorki:

    steven-stone:

    i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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    petition to rename the moon

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    this entire site is on drugs

    This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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  7. unclefather:

    theskeetman:

    if you have nothing good to say say it

    i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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  8. leightimtam:

    leightimtam:

    NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

    Who reblogged his

    Why are there so many notes

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    photo

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  10. timeanddisregard:

    It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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  11. the trolls at the waterpark

    karkat: he wears too much sunblock and slips multiple times on the pavement

    aradia: she doesn't even swim she just gets food from the concession stand and sits with sollux the whole time

    tavros: he gets stuck in a float tube and circles the lazy river about 20 times before gamzee finds him and helps him out

    sollux: he brought his husktop with him and got it wet

    nepeta: went in the lazy river rapids with equius and fell out and got seperated from him. just curled up on the lounge for the rest of the day. she hated the water. equius insisted she go.

    kanaya: she spent half the time searching for equius because he refused to put on sunblock. also went on the 70 foot tall waterslide that drops straight down. didn't scream. she is strong.

    terezi: went on the dragon themed water slide about 10 times until vriska made her stop

    vriska: layed in the sun for half the trip tanning. tried to flip tavros in the lazy river. tripped karkat. made terezi stop going on the dragon themed waterslide. then took a nap. she was almost left behind until tavros went back and got her.

    equius: refused to put on sunblock because he is STRONG. ended up getting sunburned all over his body. couldn't move for 3 days.

    gamzee: he went on all the rides. all of them. his face paint washed off and he got upset for 2 seconds before seeing the lazy river. floated in it until he saw tavros and helped him out.

    eridan: he didn't wanna go. feferi made him. he was upset the entire time. had to reform his hair after it fell flat when he got out from a waterslide.

    feferi: she didn't leave. police had to come. she never left. shes still there. swimming, 3 days later. eridan is worried. the police gave up. she is too strong

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  12. microwaveburrito:

    Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em

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    photo

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